My video

I put a video up on youtube with Maky please watch it. It is called Stupis Silent Film by rapidmonkey1. We worked really hard on its stupidity so be nice and rate it well and give good comments.....Please!!!

WEIRD HEAD

My new math teacher has a really weird shapped head so I really want you to come up with stories on how his head became misshapped. Just for refferences it kinga looked like a red lemon tilted on its side. Please tell your stories in the comments please!!

YAY!!^.^

It is amazing what a trip to the office can do. The people at the office had put me in the wrong math class with KILLER MAN. So, I was just there to transfer out of math. . .BUT there wasn't an algebra b class first period so they had to switch with fith. Fith happens to be CNOG. So i thought that i would just have him first, but he doesnt teach first so I got to switch to another teacher. I am now rid of all the evil teachers.!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOO

School has started again so i need to tell you about my teachers. MR. Creepy NAvy old guy or CNOG. He teaches US history and he scares me.....he talks too loud. And then there is Killerman he teaches math and he thinks he is nice when he's not. Also, he tells really cheesy jokes but then again CNOG does too....what is the world coming too. I don't have MCP but i am sure you will here about her next semester when I have her for P.E.. So I will try to give updates on school stuff now. I will write more later BYE BYE

Mistery kitty

A cat has inhabited my back yard so of course now we are feeding it and we named her binx after the black cat from hocus pocus. But we resently founf out that her real name is lily.

Apperently she was supposed to live on the corner of the street with her new owners. But she ran away and went to my neighbors behind us in coldasack . They were feeding her too but then they went on a trip. The cat needed to find a nother place for food and she chooses mine ofcourse. Hopfully she wont leave because we bought cat food and we dont wasnt it to go to waste. Any way Jaye if you are rading this, now you arent the only one with a cat like Oreo.....^.^

woah major moment

yeterday I went tubing down the provo river with my dad and sister. Four things happened that I didn't expect.

1. It seemed like the fish were atracted to my behind. They kept skimming across it.

2.out of the blue a big pointy rock stabbed my buttox....it still hurts

3. We picked up a hitch hiker(but don't worry he didnt kill us)

4. When we turned a corner my sister exclaimed,"is that a horse drinking from the water?" It didn't look like a horse so i was thinking hmmm maybe its a donkey???? but as it turns out it was a moose!!! and we were 2 yards away from a living breathing wild MOOSE!!!!!

peter

people!!! batman is SO good you must all see it ok? Anyway I will tell you the story of Peter.


please read with a british accent
Peter was a cucumber who rode on Titanic 3. (which was also made out of a cucumber)

The titanic was reddy to make its first voyage.almost instantly the boat flipped over in the freezing cold waters of the provo river. But it kept going with all the passengers still inside. when it crashed none of it was found. Except peter lay on a rock in the middle of the gigantic river. Peters mother was devestated there was no way to save him without putting her live in danger. I had to drag her away. but his mother beleives he saved himself and that he's not dead...he's not.

anyway me and peta have now made our cucumber boats a tradition where we make them and race them and then have a memorial for peter.

this year my boat was called THE GREEN PEARL. It was a pirate ship with a mast and sails and every thing. the captains name was captain Cracked Cuce sparrow

NoBody is commenting

how do I know If anybody reads my blog anymore? The comments. Without these comments I don't know if I should type a new post because my blog is deserted. So please comment. i beg of you read and comment and I will type lots of fun stories.

An Old Mall Story

ok this story happened a while ago but when I realized that I hadn't written about it, it broke my heart. so, here I go.

I was at the mall with Maky and Riin. We had gone to pretty much every store possible. After we had nothing left to do, we got Jamba Juice!! Now maky and I had gone to see I Am Legend together and from then on she was scared of bald people. So we were drinking our jamba when a bald guy came into veiw. Then she said quite loudly,"A BALD GUY."

Little did we know that a bald guy was behind her. And he was glaring at me...Maky ducked down laughing and pointed her finger at me. Then we ran away!!:)

That same day at the mall we saw these random boys and we decided to follow them around from far away. Then we needed to aproach them. (I hope those boys aren't reading this)
When we were planning what to say, instantly Maky said,"they look like they are the kind of guys who like HOT TOPIC. So we will go up to them and ask them if they know where it is and if they can show us how to get there."

Now remember that we had been to almost every store possible in the mall so little did we realize that I was holding a HOT TOPIC bag.

we aproached. We looked around. Then we asked them. It went pretty well until they noticed what we forgot. .....we were holding a HOT TOPIC bag....... Then we were found out. So we laughed out loud for two seconds and then we ran and hid in down east........hahaha it was sooo embarassing.

A Post recomended by Riin told by a fish

Every fish has their shark stories....I just happen to be a pretend fish. Here is my story.(if you get to scared you don't have to finish reading) It was a colder night for june. But still we decided to go swimming.(we being maky, riin, and I) We swam into a warm pool. We called this pool a "hot tub" It wasn't long before we started to have contests in the freezing pool. We wanted to see who could stay in longest. It wasn't long before Maky went cannibal. She in our eyes was now a shark.

Down she came to eat Riin and me. We needed help. Maky was a fast swimmer this could be imposible. it soon became clear that we had to get a decoy. We searched in a pirate treasure chest and found 2 ducks. The kept Maky occupied for a while but then she came after me. Riin was safe on the water slide. I had to swim for my life. Maky was gaining fast while riin tried to pull me up. For us fishes it is difficult to breath out of water so we were having troubles.

It soon became clear that one of us would have to destract. Of course it was me. In i jumped as far as posable. After a while it was getting hard to swim in the cold water. My limp fish muscles were giving out. I went down. There was no way to save me. If we got me out of the water my gills would suffocate. But the "hot tub" was taken over any ways. The shark had won. Yet here i am today.

Some say its magic. Some say that it was fate. I say it was a fun, stupid game and I was human all along. But who knows.

A slight change

OK this is how this is going to work. I am now almost officialy an 8 th grader. And since it is Summer break I don't have any fresh MCP stories or weird school things. So, now either I will tell you about older stories that I had forgotten about until the moment or I will tell you about what goes on in the summer. I WANT YOUR OPINION. So I am putting up a poll. But I might end up going with my own choice any way..But polls are fun so it is still going up.

My Interesting night

ok wow. Um last night i was trying to sleep. I turned off my music and light and then laid down with my head sideways on the right side. I decided to switch position. I turned over to the left side of my pillow. Something was moving on my pillow. It was a bug. It then paniced and flew into my ear.

I then ran down stairs screaming,'' THERES A BUG IN MY EAR THERES A BUG IN MY EAR."
My dad thought I was just trying to scare him. He took my to the bathroom where the light was better. When it fluttered it's wing it was torture. It was so loud. All of a sudden a big moth flew out of my ear. I was grossed out.

For the rest of the night I slept with earplugs.

The cool stuff that happened today

Well if you have read the previous posts you should know that I have health first. I learned 3 things in health today. I don't know how accurate they can be because I was half asleep.
1. Gremaphobic means afraid of germs.
2. Aids babies drink cock tails.
3. hungry hungry hippo killer whales have gas.

In home room my friend and I Attempted to stalk an emo. Yes it is the one from 4th. It seemed like he was egnoring us. Also I figured out that he used to be blonde!!!!!!!

and that was my poductiveness of the day.

My weekend

My week end started with the party at school. Riin and I made a goal to find an emo girl Jenny. We searched and searched then we gave up and started stalking the hotty emo.

Mean while Peta and Tori planned their escape. They stopped by to maybe get a snow cone befor they leave the school never to return until Monday. Stopping by the snow cones changed their destenation path and they had to walk through a feild of grass. They were caught. Riin and I watched from the school as a teacher directed them back to the school but we had to leave. The emos were on the move and we had hotties to stalk.

So after school I walked to the mall with Riin. On our way we got a call. It was my bf. He was at the mall it was a weird coincedence. But we met him in the food court. Guess who was there...besides my bf....JENNY!!!!So I saw Jenny's Parents. Then I got a purple streak in my hair and scared my friends. My parents were fine with it but Topy and Peta freaked!! So, there you have it. I don't think I typed anything about MCP. ....(i rock)

I summon!!!!

Well all I did on thursday that was interesting was my duel. During lunch I take my drum sticks out to lunch and we pretend they are magic wands ...or something like that. Anyway we come up with something stupid and lame to summon and then the other people act like it and attack you. so its pretty interesting. well, here are some of the things we thought of: Wind, Grant, MCP, the hot emo kid... twice, Severis Snape, The wolf from little red ridding hood and so much more. And that was my Thursday.

mcp*shudder*

.......I am not sure what to say in this entree........I said that i would lay off MCP but what do you know she does some thing that surpasses other posts. Well this post might not be ment for children.....again.

My friend Maky is in my health class. As I said before we are in the Maturation unit. *humf* Maky and I decided to be out going in class today so, when MCP said we were going to play a game our hands shot up to be volunteers. .....here is the nasty part.......so we got up and she handed out cards with words on them....These were no ordinary words. These words were male reproductive organs. She handed Maky a funny one and I giggled.....I shouldn't have gigled.

I was next to get a card. MCP stood in front of me with the cards in her hand. She looked at them and shufled around until she found a good card. I thought it was protecting me. I was wrong. MCP handed me .....Dingdong. There were boys who could have gotten ding dong but no MCP hadn't thought of a way to make me suffer entill then so she put this one to use.

On my way out of class every one was giggling ....AT ME!! everyone was so embarrassed for me and none of the boys would switch with me. So thats how I came to find that most boys are servents of the devil. The devil being MCP.

Hair

well. Miss Crazy Pants gave us a talk about friends. Also, that very day she came in with short short bangs. Any way she went on with the talk. " Friends will always be there for you no matter if you are short or tall. Or even if one day you are frustrated with your bangs and cut them with your hair wet." I took a look at her bangs. It was so hard to try not to laugh.

Also, i felt bad for her because she was talking about all of her married friends. Who wants to marry her? oh well I will go easy on her. I will lay off for a couple posts.

Eeeeeeww!!

Once again this entry might not be fit for children. In health we are staring the maturation unit. When Miss Crazypants was talking to us about the up coming weeks she said some weird things.
1. I think you guys will enjoy this unit.
2. We will be doing fun things in this unit.
3. I over heard her talking to the student teachers telling them that it would be nice to come back during this unit because thats when she is best at teaching!
Of course for her it is the same every day no matter what subject.
We sit down listen to her talk. Make gross faces. whether it is just plain listening to her talk or the unit. She is disturbing.

A Post Thats Not About MCP

Well, I decided to Show a little more of a back ground and what i do every day.
1. I get off the buss and go to my locker.
2. Then i sing show tunes w/ Peta.
3. Then I go to the dreded health. We have little jokes about it. Like"Go To Health!" And there is another one but it would reveal MCP's real identity.
4. I almost pass out from brain malfunction in health and MCP gets mad at me or does something stupid that I can write in my blog.
5. Go to English. I like English because my english teacher is English so we talk the language of the beatles to eachother.
6. Homeroom. This is where I nervously do all my homework from the night before.
7. Perccusion. I have been in that class for almost a year and I still don't know how to spell it. Anyway I am the only Seventh grade girl in that class.
8. Math. Math is math but, there is a pretty hot emo that I can stare at.
9. (sorry taven)
10. Go to tech. There are 3 girls in this class.
11. lunch. This is where I meet up with Kyouko and Peta. We also try to escape to the library with out being caught.
12. P.E. this is the same as health except we have to watch MCP try to move instead of watching her be lazy.
13. Science. I have this class with Topy We get hyper and make the teacher mad at us.

ok so now you have it most of my enties will come from a time period on this post. byebye now

A Miss Crazypants story Stollen from Peta

Ok I have Miss Crazypants 1st period for health. She was trying to make us "little red blood cells" She had buckets full of tennis balls and raquet balls. This next part of the story isn't fit for children. Miss Crazypants started a lecture. This is what she said.
"Guys, these are my balls. I don't want you to touch my balls until I tell you to. I brought these balls from home and I don't want you to Hurt my balls"
When i heard this story I had to tell every one. I guess the internet counts as everyone.

Now a messege to children. Kids Don't Do Drugs. Also Don't Be A Crazy Pants!!!!:(

Yesterday continued

As I was saying, Miss Crazypants always picks on me. There are two examples I will share with you today.
1. One day she was passing out our grades in P.E. When she called my name I walked up to get my paper. I go to grab it when she shockingly screaches,"YOUR HAND IS TO CLOSE TO MY CHEST!!! EVEN WITH LITTLE CHILDREN IT JUST MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE!!"
I annoyingly put my hand on my hip and just held out the other hand for her to hand it to me herself. But then the beast yells,"JUST PUT YOUR HAND DOWN AND TAKE A STEP BACK"
Everyone in the room was speachless. Did she really say that? Of course because its me and she loves to pick on me.

2. One day after P.E. we were waiting in the locker room for the bell to ring. We were all changed and every thing. I had nothing to to so i took out my sharpie. I noticed some of my nail polish was peeling off. So, I started just coloring it in with sharpie. miss Crazypants instantly replies,"WILL YOU PLEASE NOT COLOR ON YOUR FINGERS WITH PERMANENT MARKER IN MY CLASS." Most of the stuff I wanted to say would have gotten me a lunch detention so I will just tell you what I thought. What is it your business if I draw on my nails?
then she stated without knowing what I was thinking,"I DONT WANT IT TO RUB OFF. MAYBE YOU SHOULD PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH WHITE OUT. I HAVE SOME IN MY DESK DO YOU WANT SOME?"
I was mad. It was permanent it wont rub off. Also, for the rest off the day girls were coming up to me asking me why I paint my nails with markers. And now there is a rumor.

Now you know part of my sad life.

Miss Crazy pants is a hypocrite. She is a fat teaching pig. No exageration. She might say something like.."Peta you've been putting on some pounds lately." When she shouldn't be talking...(fat lady) Also, she wears tight shirts.*shudder* Fat roll after fat roll. Why?!

She is a health teacher who is absolutely not healthy. She would say stuff like,"Don't drink soda... now where did I put my Dr. Pepper." ...Those are her actual words. ... I hate her!
Every day I put up with this. URG!! Also, she can't play sports. She attempts to teach us but she always fails. I know you think i should cut her a break but if you met Miss Crazypants that you wouldn't want to give her a break. She always just picks on me. hmmmm...oh well. Until tomorrow, bye bye

Well, I shall introduce you to my friends.:) First, my friends shall go by fake names. My first friend is Peta which would be pronounced Peter with an English accent. Also, Peta is a girl she is also one of my best friends. I will write about her often.

My second friend is Kyouko. She knows lots of Japanese. Also, she will be in more of the lunch time posts. Such as the tales of Ryan in the halls. ...She rocks! She is my best friend.

Now is Topy. She is the hyper person who makes something boring turn to entertaining.

And Riin my almost emo friend as we call it. Just thought I'd let ya know.

First post

ooookaay. This is how my blog is going to work: I will tale true and crazy tales of my school life. Mostly I think it would be fun to tell of my crazy teachers.

This teacher will go by the name of Miss Crazypants. I think she will be most talked about considering that I hate her.

The first thing I noticed, was that when she want you to do something, she says "go" at the end of her sentence. For example, "When I say go, go to log formation. ...ready ...go!"

The second thing that I noticed, was that she is obsessed with formations: log formation, sideline formation, squad formation,3 point line formation, baseline formation. You get the point.

The third thing I noticed was horrible I realized that I had her two times a day!: She taught health, and P.E..

Well I will tell more of her later. COME TO MY BLOG!!!!