A Post recomended by Riin told by a fish

Every fish has their shark stories....I just happen to be a pretend fish. Here is my story.(if you get to scared you don't have to finish reading) It was a colder night for june. But still we decided to go swimming.(we being maky, riin, and I) We swam into a warm pool. We called this pool a "hot tub" It wasn't long before we started to have contests in the freezing pool. We wanted to see who could stay in longest. It wasn't long before Maky went cannibal. She in our eyes was now a shark.

Down she came to eat Riin and me. We needed help. Maky was a fast swimmer this could be imposible. it soon became clear that we had to get a decoy. We searched in a pirate treasure chest and found 2 ducks. The kept Maky occupied for a while but then she came after me. Riin was safe on the water slide. I had to swim for my life. Maky was gaining fast while riin tried to pull me up. For us fishes it is difficult to breath out of water so we were having troubles.

It soon became clear that one of us would have to destract. Of course it was me. In i jumped as far as posable. After a while it was getting hard to swim in the cold water. My limp fish muscles were giving out. I went down. There was no way to save me. If we got me out of the water my gills would suffocate. But the "hot tub" was taken over any ways. The shark had won. Yet here i am today.

Some say its magic. Some say that it was fate. I say it was a fun, stupid game and I was human all along. But who knows.

A slight change

OK this is how this is going to work. I am now almost officialy an 8 th grader. And since it is Summer break I don't have any fresh MCP stories or weird school things. So, now either I will tell you about older stories that I had forgotten about until the moment or I will tell you about what goes on in the summer. I WANT YOUR OPINION. So I am putting up a poll. But I might end up going with my own choice any way..But polls are fun so it is still going up.

My Interesting night

ok wow. Um last night i was trying to sleep. I turned off my music and light and then laid down with my head sideways on the right side. I decided to switch position. I turned over to the left side of my pillow. Something was moving on my pillow. It was a bug. It then paniced and flew into my ear.

I then ran down stairs screaming,'' THERES A BUG IN MY EAR THERES A BUG IN MY EAR."
My dad thought I was just trying to scare him. He took my to the bathroom where the light was better. When it fluttered it's wing it was torture. It was so loud. All of a sudden a big moth flew out of my ear. I was grossed out.

For the rest of the night I slept with earplugs.

The cool stuff that happened today

Well if you have read the previous posts you should know that I have health first. I learned 3 things in health today. I don't know how accurate they can be because I was half asleep.
1. Gremaphobic means afraid of germs.
2. Aids babies drink cock tails.
3. hungry hungry hippo killer whales have gas.

In home room my friend and I Attempted to stalk an emo. Yes it is the one from 4th. It seemed like he was egnoring us. Also I figured out that he used to be blonde!!!!!!!

and that was my poductiveness of the day.

My weekend

My week end started with the party at school. Riin and I made a goal to find an emo girl Jenny. We searched and searched then we gave up and started stalking the hotty emo.

Mean while Peta and Tori planned their escape. They stopped by to maybe get a snow cone befor they leave the school never to return until Monday. Stopping by the snow cones changed their destenation path and they had to walk through a feild of grass. They were caught. Riin and I watched from the school as a teacher directed them back to the school but we had to leave. The emos were on the move and we had hotties to stalk.

So after school I walked to the mall with Riin. On our way we got a call. It was my bf. He was at the mall it was a weird coincedence. But we met him in the food court. Guess who was there...besides my bf....JENNY!!!!So I saw Jenny's Parents. Then I got a purple streak in my hair and scared my friends. My parents were fine with it but Topy and Peta freaked!! So, there you have it. I don't think I typed anything about MCP. ....(i rock)

I summon!!!!

Well all I did on thursday that was interesting was my duel. During lunch I take my drum sticks out to lunch and we pretend they are magic wands ...or something like that. Anyway we come up with something stupid and lame to summon and then the other people act like it and attack you. so its pretty interesting. well, here are some of the things we thought of: Wind, Grant, MCP, the hot emo kid... twice, Severis Snape, The wolf from little red ridding hood and so much more. And that was my Thursday.

mcp*shudder*

.......I am not sure what to say in this entree........I said that i would lay off MCP but what do you know she does some thing that surpasses other posts. Well this post might not be ment for children.....again.

My friend Maky is in my health class. As I said before we are in the Maturation unit. *humf* Maky and I decided to be out going in class today so, when MCP said we were going to play a game our hands shot up to be volunteers. .....here is the nasty part.......so we got up and she handed out cards with words on them....These were no ordinary words. These words were male reproductive organs. She handed Maky a funny one and I giggled.....I shouldn't have gigled.

I was next to get a card. MCP stood in front of me with the cards in her hand. She looked at them and shufled around until she found a good card. I thought it was protecting me. I was wrong. MCP handed me .....Dingdong. There were boys who could have gotten ding dong but no MCP hadn't thought of a way to make me suffer entill then so she put this one to use.

On my way out of class every one was giggling ....AT ME!! everyone was so embarrassed for me and none of the boys would switch with me. So thats how I came to find that most boys are servents of the devil. The devil being MCP.