Thursday, August 21, 2008

Mistery kitty

A cat has inhabited my back yard so of course now we are feeding it and we named her binx after the black cat from hocus pocus. But we resently founf out that her real name is lily.

Apperently she was supposed to live on the corner of the street with her new owners. But she ran away and went to my neighbors behind us in coldasack . They were feeding her too but then they went on a trip. The cat needed to find a nother place for food and she chooses mine ofcourse. Hopfully she wont leave because we bought cat food and we dont wasnt it to go to waste. Any way Jaye if you are rading this, now you arent the only one with a cat like Oreo.....^.^

Sunday, August 3, 2008

woah major moment

yeterday I went tubing down the provo river with my dad and sister. Four things happened that I didn't expect.

1. It seemed like the fish were atracted to my behind. They kept skimming across it.

2.out of the blue a big pointy rock stabbed my buttox....it still hurts

3. We picked up a hitch hiker(but don't worry he didnt kill us)

4. When we turned a corner my sister exclaimed,"is that a horse drinking from the water?" It didn't look like a horse so i was thinking hmmm maybe its a donkey???? but as it turns out it was a moose!!! and we were 2 yards away from a living breathing wild MOOSE!!!!!

Sunday, July 27, 2008

peter

people!!! batman is SO good you must all see it ok? Anyway I will tell you the story of Peter.


please read with a british accent
Peter was a cucumber who rode on Titanic 3. (which was also made out of a cucumber)

The titanic was reddy to make its first voyage.almost instantly the boat flipped over in the freezing cold waters of the provo river. But it kept going with all the passengers still inside. when it crashed none of it was found. Except peter lay on a rock in the middle of the gigantic river. Peters mother was devestated there was no way to save him without putting her live in danger. I had to drag her away. but his mother beleives he saved himself and that he's not dead...he's not.

anyway me and peta have now made our cucumber boats a tradition where we make them and race them and then have a memorial for peter.

this year my boat was called THE GREEN PEARL. It was a pirate ship with a mast and sails and every thing. the captains name was captain Cracked Cuce sparrow

Sunday, July 13, 2008

NoBody is commenting

how do I know If anybody reads my blog anymore? The comments. Without these comments I don't know if I should type a new post because my blog is deserted. So please comment. i beg of you read and comment and I will type lots of fun stories.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

An Old Mall Story

ok this story happened a while ago but when I realized that I hadn't written about it, it broke my heart. so, here I go.

I was at the mall with Maky and Riin. We had gone to pretty much every store possible. After we had nothing left to do, we got Jamba Juice!! Now maky and I had gone to see I Am Legend together and from then on she was scared of bald people. So we were drinking our jamba when a bald guy came into veiw. Then she said quite loudly,"A BALD GUY."

Little did we know that a bald guy was behind her. And he was glaring at me...Maky ducked down laughing and pointed her finger at me. Then we ran away!!:)

That same day at the mall we saw these random boys and we decided to follow them around from far away. Then we needed to aproach them. (I hope those boys aren't reading this)
When we were planning what to say, instantly Maky said,"they look like they are the kind of guys who like HOT TOPIC. So we will go up to them and ask them if they know where it is and if they can show us how to get there."

Now remember that we had been to almost every store possible in the mall so little did we realize that I was holding a HOT TOPIC bag.

we aproached. We looked around. Then we asked them. It went pretty well until they noticed what we forgot. .....we were holding a HOT TOPIC bag....... Then we were found out. So we laughed out loud for two seconds and then we ran and hid in down east........hahaha it was sooo embarassing.

Saturday, June 7, 2008

A Post recomended by Riin told by a fish

Every fish has their shark stories....I just happen to be a pretend fish. Here is my story.(if you get to scared you don't have to finish reading) It was a colder night for june. But still we decided to go swimming.(we being maky, riin, and I) We swam into a warm pool. We called this pool a "hot tub" It wasn't long before we started to have contests in the freezing pool. We wanted to see who could stay in longest. It wasn't long before Maky went cannibal. She in our eyes was now a shark.

Down she came to eat Riin and me. We needed help. Maky was a fast swimmer this could be imposible. it soon became clear that we had to get a decoy. We searched in a pirate treasure chest and found 2 ducks. The kept Maky occupied for a while but then she came after me. Riin was safe on the water slide. I had to swim for my life. Maky was gaining fast while riin tried to pull me up. For us fishes it is difficult to breath out of water so we were having troubles.

It soon became clear that one of us would have to destract. Of course it was me. In i jumped as far as posable. After a while it was getting hard to swim in the cold water. My limp fish muscles were giving out. I went down. There was no way to save me. If we got me out of the water my gills would suffocate. But the "hot tub" was taken over any ways. The shark had won. Yet here i am today.

Some say its magic. Some say that it was fate. I say it was a fun, stupid game and I was human all along. But who knows.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

A slight change

OK this is how this is going to work. I am now almost officialy an 8 th grader. And since it is Summer break I don't have any fresh MCP stories or weird school things. So, now either I will tell you about older stories that I had forgotten about until the moment or I will tell you about what goes on in the summer. I WANT YOUR OPINION. So I am putting up a poll. But I might end up going with my own choice any way..But polls are fun so it is still going up.